We humans are big on making New Year’s Resolutions: ways in which we’re going to be healthier, happier, friendlier, more productive, and everything else in the coming year. We don’t always follow through with our resolutions, but it’s still a nice exercise for assessing where you are and how you want to live.
This year at the Spot office, we’ve been wondering what kind of resolutions our pets might make. Here’s what we came up with…
Jaxon
Assistant to SPOT’s Digital Analyst
Keep fertilizing the golf course
Drink less water
Clear a 5ft vertical jump
Stop rolling in the sand at the beach
Learn to use the doggy-door
Stone
Assistant to SPOT’s President
Stop eating food off the counters
Get more exercise
Don’t bark at every moving thing outside the house
Share the bed with mom
Learn to swim in the ocean
Tucker & Penny
Assistants to SPOT’s Accountant
Bark at actual threats
Stop counter surfing
Visit dog park
Hunt lizards
Observe personal space aka. “unvelcro”
Stevie
Assistant to SPOT’s Office Manager
Stop killing squirrels
Let mommy sleep in on the weekends
Share the pillows
Learn to play with other dogs
Sam
Assistant to SPOT’s Content Strategist
Eat all the white rice
Defeat neighbor’s cats
Work on my “heel”
Go on daily car rides
Overcome separation anxiety
Ike
Assistant to SPOT’s Senior Digital Marketing Manager
Stop hoarding treats
Shed less
Lay anywhere but in the dirt
Exercise more
Be Mom’s shadow 24/7
Chino
Assistant to SPOT’s Project Manager
Stop using furniture as a scratching post
Cut down on treats and cat nip
Get more floofy haircuts
Start cardboard box collection
Less time sleeping and more time playing
Milo
Assistant to SPOT’s Partner Manager
Eat more
Sleep more
Poop more
Some of you already shared your pet’s New Year’s resolutions on our Instagram, we’re loving the creativity!
Join the fun and post your pet’s resolutions! Tag us @getspotcovered!
